Flaming lips are pretty awesome right? So one might think, what could go wrong if the whole head is on fire? Apparently a lot. Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance holds a grudge against anyone who might have seen the first movie and takes out its vengeful wrath on any who would dare to see the second. This movie is downright ludicrous!
From the very first line delivered by Cage the viewer is cued in to the fact that Neveldine and Taylor are just terrible at storytelling. Cage’s delivery is nonchalant as he discusses how the Rider will eat your soul if you pirate movies. The delivery is about as drab as the line that you just read, that is of course unless you hear Nicolas Cage screaming those words and then you are way off. The story consists of nothing more than strung together chase scenes that look as though they were shot by the same individuals who filmed Jackass. What is more, I am not even sure I fully know what the story was about. There is the simple explanation of the young boy Danny (Fergus Riordan) who was meant to be a vessel for the devil and the Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) swoops in to protect him in exchange for his own soul. Simple right? However, that just seems too easy. Were the directors so convoluted in their storytelling that they even made that confusing? My guess is yes!
In retrospect it kind of felt like I was watching the X-games. The Crank directors Neveldine and Taylor are willing to do stupid things in order to get the “perfect shot.” At the same time it makes me wonder if they would be the same individuals who would try to drink a gallon of milk in a single sitting or staple flyers to their own bodies. He pisses fire twice in the film for god’s sake.
Some of their risks did pay off, but the payout is far less than the potential cost. Light yourself on fire and people will remember you, but will you still be around to see it? I wonder if this epic flop will cause Neveldine and Taylor so much damage that their directing careers will never recover. My guess is no because Hollywood is ok with schlock.
In terms of actor performance, Cage is just downright cagey in his cinematic delivery. His artfulness at being Nicolas Cage cannot be matched. You never know what direction he will approach the role from will he be the calm and caring Cage or the psycho Cage. In one interrogation scene we get a long diatribe about how the Rider is gonna come out! The whole time he is giving this delivery he is twitching, screaming, and widening his eyes. It was hard for me not to laugh in the theater. Idris Elba was one of the only good performances in this film and his role was minimal. If you want to see a bad movie, this is it! If not, beware of the Spirit of Vengeance.
When the Rider comes out he’s going to give it to who ever’s got it coming. This line is more accurate than I think anyone could have foreseen. The audience really gets what they had coming when they bought this ticket. When we last left Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) he was the hero of a below average movie with bad cgi, poor dialogue and a poor excuse for a hell cycle. Well let me assure you things have changed! In this latest treatment by the directors of Crank and Gamer, Neveldine and Taylor really changed things up. The hell cycle looks almost 1000% times better. The CGI is much improved. When the Rider does in fact come out we are treated to some pretty excellent CGI work, especially comparative to the first movie. So we are starting off on the right foot! What could possibly go wrong? Well, everything else apparently.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance brings the manic camera work and general attitude of Neveldine/Taylor movies into a superhero universe. Cage embodies this mania throughout the movie and really solidifies the notion of rebooting a series. It’s as if Neveldine/Taylor asked Cage to act as insane as possible and just go with his gut. Here is the problem; Nicolas Cage’s gut is clearly full of MADNESS! In some parts the craziness of it all just works, but it should not have been the default. Like I mentioned before when you have the Ghost Rider on screen he is something to see. His movements are fluid (motion captured of Nicolas Cage) and the flaming skull work is pretty top notch. I was frankly surprised how well it looked for a movie with a 57 million dollar budget.
The general story is poorly executed and too predictable to even care about. The devil needs a new body on Earth; he comes to possess a child. WOW, breaking a lot of new ground there. I don’t think I have seen that kind of plot in almost 2 months. The dialogue between the characters wasn’t much better but tolerable enough to get you to the next big chase scene. Frankly, that’s all the movie felt like, one huge motorcycle chase. The only stand out character besides Cage’s maniac, not in a good way, Johnny Blaze was Idris Elba. He plays an alcoholic monk who commissions the Ghost Rider to save the child. Elba was funny, and gave an otherwise flat character a little bit of flair.
Overall, I wouldn’t recommend driving to your local theaters to see the flaming menace, but I had fun watching it. The levels of hilariously bad moments were overwhelming. If you can laugh at the poor jokes, poor acting, and poor dialogue long enough to get you to the chain whipping action you will be fine. However, just catch it on Netflix or Redbox. Wasting money on gas will only make the $10.50 you spent mean that much more. You can here us talk more in depth about the movie on our latest podcast episode, here