Review: Battleship

Review: <em>Battleship</em>

MICAH’S REVIEW

The film stars Taylor Kitsch as Alex Hopper, a slacker with as much talent as he has recklessness. After doing something charmingly stupid to impress a woman, Alex’s brother decorated Commander Stone Hopper (Alexander Skarsgard) is fed up and forces Alex to join the Navy.

Meanwhile NASA scientists have discovered planet very similar to Earth and decide to launch a signal to that planet in hopes of contacting intelligent life. As fate would have it, alien life is discovered and apparently they don’t like being bothered. So in response to Earth’s prank phone call, the aliens decide to send ships in to begin an invasion. It’s up to Alex, and every military stereotype you can think of, to stop this threat.

New trailer for Transformers 4…I mean Battleship!

New trailer for Transformers 4...I mean <em>Battleship</em>!Here is the new trailer for Battleship. So are we ever going to get a trailer that tells us anything about the story or characters? Probably not. This is just advertised to our stupid lizard brains with explosions and buzz noises. I am excited to see just how bad this movie will be. Please enjoy!

New trailer for Battleship

I can’t believe they were able to make such a rip off of a Micheal Bay movie without being sued. They could have just called it Transformers 4: Water Battles. Why in the hell is Liam Nesson even in this? I like mindless action from time to time but man, this looks awful. Once again, this is what is passing for American action movies these days. Look for Battleship coming to theaters May 2012. Final note, I will bet any amount of money that the line, “you sunk my battleship” is used. Spoiler Alert this will suck. Check out the trailer and tell us what you think.